| Recommend This Page

Supporting Vendors
Dealers

Parts / Accessories

Southern Car Parts


Advertise with the XLR Net!

Join the XLR Net on Facebook!


Get tires, wheels and more for your Cadillac XLR!
Go Back   Cadillac XLR Net Forums > General Forums > Off-Topic

Share This Forum!  
 
 
        
  


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 12-29-2011, 09:30 AM   #1
Pit Crew
[Online]
 
mtrocket's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Billings, Montana
Posts: 2,458

My XLR/V(s):
2007 Red Jewel XLR
Default One tiny flaw in women...

By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said, “Why are you spending so much time on this one?”

And the Lord answered, “Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands.”
The angel was astounded at the requirements.
“Only two hands!? No way!
And that's just on the standard model?

That's too much work for one day.”
Wait until tomorrow to finish.”

“But I won't,” the Lord protested.
“I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.”

“She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hour days.”
The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
“But you have made her so soft, Lord.”
“She is soft,” the Lord agreed,
“but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.”

“Will she be able to think?” asked the angel.
The Lord replied,
“Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate.”
The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. “Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.”
“That's not a leak,” the Lord corrected, “that's a tear!”

“What's the tear for?” the angel asked.
The Lord said, “The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride.”
The angel was impressed. “You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing.”
And she is!

Women have strengths that amaze men.

* They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
* They smile when they want to scream.
* They sing when they want to cry.
* They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
* They fight for what they believe in.
* They stand up to injustice.
* They don't take 'no' for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.
* They go without so their family can have.
* They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
* They love unconditionally.
* They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.
* They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.
* Their hearts break when a friend dies.
* They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
* They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
* Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
* They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
* The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
* They bring joy, hope and love.
* They have compassion and ideals.
* They give moral support to their family and friends.
* Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE TINY FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
PLEASE pass this along to your women friends and relatives to remind them just how amazing they are.
__________________
Rod
aka mt

Last edited by mtrocket; 12-29-2011 at 09:32 AM.
  Reply With Quote
Old 12-29-2011, 12:52 PM   #2
Pit Crew
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Southern CA
Posts: 3,214

My XLR/V(s):
2004 Black Raven
Default

Awww --- very sweet, Rod ... I like it. The other flaw I have is I keep telling Ray what a wonderful wife I am ...
  Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On




All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:04 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0