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  1. bloomsman

    Happy Easter

    A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has...
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    10 first place puns

    Here are the 10 first place winners in the International Pun Contest: 1. A vulture boards an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger. "2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the...
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    Tools Explained

    Tools Explained :):) DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing...
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    Cletus

    Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere. Buttocks clenched, Billy Bob performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls...
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    Happy Thanksgiving

    A game warden was driving down > the road when he came upon > a young boy carrying a > wild turkey under his arm. > > He stopped and asked the boy, > 'Where did you get that turkey?' > > The boy replied, 'What turkey?' > > The game warden said, > 'That turkey you're carrying > under...
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    God and I are tight

    A 72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'John, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?' John replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it for...
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    9 Future Cadillac Collectibles

    In the latest Hemmings Classic Car magazine there is an article on what the magazine staff considers the Nine future Cadillac collectibles. The XLR is number 9 of 9. The short article starts with "This one hits all of our hot buttons" and ends with "coolest, most collectible future Cadillac...
  8. bloomsman

    2006 XLR Navigation Disc

    I have a 2006 navigation disc if any one could use contact me here on the forum. Thanks to the information provided by the great people on this forum I was able to get a new (free):D disc from Cadillac. John
  9. bloomsman

    GMPP Coverage

    I love my XLR but I am thinking that I better unload this car as soon as possible. Brought this car in November 2009 and have put 2,000 miles on car. I got the GMPP after my warranty ran out. I took the XLR on its first trip out of the local area. We had a number of problems including...
  10. bloomsman

    Tire & Rim help

    In order to avoid a head-on with a oncoming truck (Probably DUI):mad:. I had to steer hard left and scrapped my rims against a curb. I have always though since getting the XLR that I would replace the drive flat tires and get some nicer rims, I would like to hear what seems to be the best...
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    New Guy from VA 2006 XLR

    Hi the name is John and I purchased a 2006 XLR in Nov.2009 and due to lousy weather only had it out 3 times. I have loved this car since it first came out and finally got my own XLR. As Secretary for a Car Club (141 members) antiques, muscle, rods, etc I loved being in our Christmas parade with...
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