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How a wife can calm down her husband.

WB6BBZ

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My XLR/V(s)
2006 #165 of 250 Limited Edition Star Black Metallic
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.

The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?
The woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to
lose his temper for no reason, and it scares me."

The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband
is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your
mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the
room or goes to bed and falls asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor, looking fresh and
reborn.

The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband
started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he
calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"

The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth
shut that does the trick...."
 

hawkeye372

Seasoned Member
Joined
Oct 8, 2012
Messages
2,385
Location
st augustine fl
My XLR/V(s)
2006 infrared xlr
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.

The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?
The woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to
lose his temper for no reason, and it scares me."

The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband
is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your
mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the
room or goes to bed and falls asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor, looking fresh and
reborn.

The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband
started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he
calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"

The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth
shut that does the trick...."

:lol:
 

b_pappy

Seasoned Member
Joined
Oct 17, 2008
Messages
588
Location
Northridge, CA
My XLR/V(s)
2005 XLR
I should always read the punch line to myself before I start reading jokes to my wife. At least my couch is comfortable. :reddevil
Bruce
 

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