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New boyfriends???


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Oct 17, 2008
Billings, Montana
My XLR/V(s)
2007 Red Jewel XLR
I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up,Will Power helps me get out of bed, Then I go to see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along,& when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.
I'm also thinking of calling JACK DANIELS, Jim Beam, Jose Cuervo or JOHNNIE WALKER to come and keep me company.

Now remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper...the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...
so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and Count your Blessings!!!!!!!

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