mtrocket
Seasoned Member
Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in a senior citizens' residence. They met one day in the social center, and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.
After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and she accepted. They had a lovely evening and after dinner, Claude asked Maude to join him at his place for an after dinner drink.
Things continued along on a natural course, with age being no inhibitor, and Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.
Claude was thinking: "If I'd have known she was a virgin, I would have been more gentle."
Maude was thinking: "If I'd have known he could still get it up, I'd have taken off my tights!"
After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and she accepted. They had a lovely evening and after dinner, Claude asked Maude to join him at his place for an after dinner drink.
Things continued along on a natural course, with age being no inhibitor, and Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.
Claude was thinking: "If I'd have known she was a virgin, I would have been more gentle."
Maude was thinking: "If I'd have known he could still get it up, I'd have taken off my tights!"
