mtrocket
Seasoned Member
A trucker from Texas is going through Kansas City. He stops for the night and finds himself to be quite lonely. So, he goes into the truck stop to ask where he might find a some "company". They tell him just down the street.
So, he goes down the street intent on finding a lady of the evening. After talking a while, she asks him where he is from.
He says, "Why, I'm from Texas".
She replies, "I've heard that everything is bigger in Texas."
He then says, "Why, yes maam, yes it is."
After their encounter, he turns and says, "So, maam, what part of Texas are you from."
So, he goes down the street intent on finding a lady of the evening. After talking a while, she asks him where he is from.
He says, "Why, I'm from Texas".
She replies, "I've heard that everything is bigger in Texas."
He then says, "Why, yes maam, yes it is."
After their encounter, he turns and says, "So, maam, what part of Texas are you from."