mtrocket
Seasoned Member
There once was a faamer that had three daughters that were going out on their first date at the same time. The farmer, being protective of his three daughters, decided to meet their suiters at the front door with a shotgun.
The doorbell rang, the farmer opened the door, and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe, I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The farmer looked him over and sent the kids on their way.
The next lad arrives. "My name's Eddie, I'm here for Betty. We're going to get some spaghetti, is she ready?" The farmer thought this one was okay too, so off the two kids went.
The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started off, "Hi, my name is Chuck..."
The farmer shot him...
The doorbell rang, the farmer opened the door, and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe, I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The farmer looked him over and sent the kids on their way.
The next lad arrives. "My name's Eddie, I'm here for Betty. We're going to get some spaghetti, is she ready?" The farmer thought this one was okay too, so off the two kids went.
The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started off, "Hi, my name is Chuck..."
The farmer shot him...
