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Thibodeaux's rat problem

mtrocket

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Boudreaux was out in da field talkin' wit his frien Thibodeaux. Thibodeaux said "Boudreaux, you see dat ole barn out dere? Well man, its completely infestered wit rats. I tried everything I know an can't get rid of dem."
Boudreaux say, "Thibodeaux, I know xactly how to get rid of dem rats. You gotta get you one of dem bull constriptors." Thibodeaux say, "What's a bull constriptor?". Boudreaux explains, "Man, dats one of dem big ole snakes and he
loves to eat rats and swallers dem whole, all at once".
Well, da nex day Thibodeaux went down to Kliberts
reptile farm and bought him da biggest bull constripter dat dey got. He brought dat snake to da barn an let him loose right in da middle and sat dere and watched. Well, Thibodeaux was watchin' for a long time, I mean long,
an dere wasn't nuttin' happenin. Dat big ole snake jus curled up hiself in da middle of dat barn and slept all day. He didn't even move and dem rats jus run all around.
So Thibodeaux got real frustrated and he called up
Boudreaux on da phone,"Boudreaux, man dats some bad advice bout dat snake. Dem rats is still runnin' al around and dat snake jus lays dere sleepin' all day long."
Boudreaux says, "Man, Thibodeaux, I know just what
to do. Give dat snake some Viagra." Thibodeaux say, "What! Viagra! What's dat gonna do?"
Boudreaux say,"I was just listening to da radio and de man say dat Viagra is da best ting to use for a reptile dysfunction!"
 

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