Little Woman
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The Polite Way to Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you
were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell
her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute, I
have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and
impolite."
"What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am
sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the dinner table." "And you, little Eddie, can you show us your good
manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I
have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to
introduce you to after dinner." The teacher fainted....
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you
were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell
her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute, I
have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and
impolite."
"What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am
sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the dinner table." "And you, little Eddie, can you show us your good
manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I
have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to
introduce you to after dinner." The teacher fainted....