Popbigguy
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My aunt sends me jokes all the time!! I thought I'd share a few. Sometimes she gets a real good one!!
This is why people don'ttrust Senior Citizens.
The other day I went over toa nearby CVS Pharmacy.
WhenI got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists’Counter is located.
Itook out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both ontothe counter.
Thepharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.
Isaid, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?”
Being I'm a senior citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me.
Hepicked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilledit around.
Thenwith a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and begancoughing.
Whenhe finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, “Now, does thattaste sweet to you?”
Thepharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyesyelled, “HELL NO!!!”
So Isaid, "Oh thank God! That's such a relief! My doctor told me to geta pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!”
Well,I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care though, because; theyaren’t very friendly there anyway!!!
This is why people don'ttrust Senior Citizens.
The other day I went over toa nearby CVS Pharmacy.
WhenI got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists’Counter is located.
Itook out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both ontothe counter.
Thepharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.
Isaid, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?”
Being I'm a senior citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me.
Hepicked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilledit around.
Thenwith a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and begancoughing.
Whenhe finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, “Now, does thattaste sweet to you?”
Thepharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyesyelled, “HELL NO!!!”
So Isaid, "Oh thank God! That's such a relief! My doctor told me to geta pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!”
Well,I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care though, because; theyaren’t very friendly there anyway!!!