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Oct 17, 2008
Lincoln, NE
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My aunt sends me jokes all the time!! I thought I'd share a few. Sometimes she gets a real good one!!

This is why people don'ttrust Senior Citizens.

The other day I went over toa nearby CVS Pharmacy.

WhenI got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists’Counter is located.

Itook out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both ontothe counter.

Thepharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.

Isaid, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?”

Being I'm a senior citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me.

Hepicked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilledit around.

Thenwith a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and begancoughing.

Whenhe finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, “Now, does thattaste sweet to you?”

Thepharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyesyelled, “HELL NO!!!”

So Isaid, "Oh thank God! That's such a relief! My doctor told me to geta pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!”

Well,I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care though, because; theyaren’t very friendly there anyway!!!

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