Crimson Pearl
Seasoned Member
There was this gentleman, about 75 years of age. He was quite wealthy, but his wife of many years was in poor health and eventually passed away. After a respectable period of mourning, he was seen by his friends out and about with a beautiful young woman.
After seeing him driving his XLR with her in the passenger seat, or dining at one of the many fine dining establishments in his town with her, one of his old friends finally ran into him one day at the grocery store. He could not contain his curiousity any more and finally had to ask his old friend about the beautiful young woman.
"Who's the gorgeous young woman I see you with all over town?", his friend asked.
"Why that's my girlfriend!", the old gentleman replied.
"How old is she?", the friend asked.
"She just turned 25", the gentleman replied.
"How did you get her?", his friend demanded to know.
"I lied about my age!", the old gentleman explained.
"What did you tell her, that you were 50?", the friend asked.
"No" the gentleman replied, and then paused.
"I told her I was 90!"
After seeing him driving his XLR with her in the passenger seat, or dining at one of the many fine dining establishments in his town with her, one of his old friends finally ran into him one day at the grocery store. He could not contain his curiousity any more and finally had to ask his old friend about the beautiful young woman.
"Who's the gorgeous young woman I see you with all over town?", his friend asked.
"Why that's my girlfriend!", the old gentleman replied.
"How old is she?", the friend asked.
"She just turned 25", the gentleman replied.
"How did you get her?", his friend demanded to know.
"I lied about my age!", the old gentleman explained.
"What did you tell her, that you were 50?", the friend asked.
"No" the gentleman replied, and then paused.
"I told her I was 90!"
