Golfer's love their game

[galen]

Bob and Joe were at the number two hole ready to tee off when a funeral procession was going by. Bob stops right in the middle of teeing off and takes his hat off in respect of the deceased. Joe is very surprised at his beer drinking hard core rebel rousing golfing buddy. "Bob, thats the nicest thing I have ever seen you do, buddy" "I think there's still hope for you to be a nice person" Bob says, "Hell it's the least I could do, I was married to her for twenty five years!"

 

[1_XLR]

Two guys are sittin' in a boat on a lake fishing and suckin' down beer when all of a sudden Mike says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 6 months."
George sips his beer and says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find."