mtrocket
Seasoned Member
Paddy is planning to marry, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.
His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself....Virginity Test Kit....
A small can of green paint, a small can of gold paint and a shovel."
Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"
The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls green and the other ball gold. If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see...', you hit her with the shovel."
His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself....Virginity Test Kit....
A small can of green paint, a small can of gold paint and a shovel."
Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"
The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls green and the other ball gold. If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see...', you hit her with the shovel."
