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Missing wife report..

mtrocket

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Location
Billings, Montana
My XLR/V(s)
2007 Red Jewel XLR
A husband went to police station to report his missing wife:


Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.


Sergeant : What is her height ?


Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .


Sergeant : Build?


Husband : Not slim, not really fat.


Sergeant : Color of eyes?


Husband : Never noticed.


Sergeant : Color of hair?


Husband : Changes according to season.


Sergeant : What was she wearing?


Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly.


Sergeant : Did she go in a car?


Husband : yes.


Sergeant : What kind of car was it?


Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray LT3 with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 liter V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door


(at this point the husband started crying...)


Sergeant : Don't worry sir. We'll find your car

 

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