mtrocket
Seasoned Member
- Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America :
- Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as
- 'HILLBILLIES.'
- You must now refer to them as
- APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
- And furthermore,
- HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN ANDBE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
- 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
- BREASTED AMERICAN. '
- 2. She is not 'EASY' - She is
- 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
- 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE'- She is a
- 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
- 4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
- 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
- 5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
- 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
- 6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
- 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'
- HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MENAND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
- 1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
- 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILI TY.'
- 2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
- 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
- 3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
- 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
- 4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
- 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
- 5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
- RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
- (Loved this one!)
- 6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
- 'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'
