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Southerners vs. Northerners


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Oct 17, 2008
Billings, Montana
My XLR/V(s)
2007 Red Jewel XLR
One morning three Alabama good old boys and three Northerners were in a ticket line at the Birmingham train station heading to Atlanta for a big football game.

The three Northerners each bought a ticket and watched as the three Southerners bought just one ticket between them.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?", asked one of the Northerners...

"Watch and learn", answered one of the boys from the South.

When the six travelers boarded the train, the three Northerners sat down, but the three Southerners crammed into a bathroom together and closed the door.

Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to collect tickets.

He knocked on the bathroom door and said, "Ticket, please." The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on.

The three Northerners saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea. Indeed, so clever that they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.

That evening after the game when they got to the Atlanta train station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip while to their astonishment the three Southerners didn't buy even one ticket.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?", asked one of the perplexed Northerners.

"Watch and learn", answered one of the Southern boys.

When they boarded the train, the three Northerners crammed themselves into a bathroom and the three Southerners crammed themselves into the other bathroom across from it. Shortly after the train began to move, one of the Southerners left their bathroom and walked quietly over to the bathroom in which the Northerners were. He knocked on the door and said, "Ticket, please."

And a lot of people think people from the South don't know anything...
And a lot of people think people from the South don't know anything...

They know that they have a great place to live! I was born in Upstate NY, lived for twenty years near Chicago, then moved to North Carolina six years ago.
I love it so much down here that a Mexican friend of mine is getting me a NC Birth Certificate so that I can become a NC native!!!!


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