mtrocket
Seasoned Member
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bolognasandwich!!"
The Madam is astonished. 'But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal.'
The trucker replies, 'Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny . . . . . . I'm homesick!'
The Madam is astonished. 'But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal.'
The trucker replies, 'Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny . . . . . . I'm homesick!'
