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Top Ten Things Heard Over Police Dash-board Cameras

mtrocket

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10. You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through.'

9. Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while.'

8. If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.'

7. I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. Maybe he’ll post your bail.

6. You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?'

5. You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket.'

4. The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?'

3. Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop.'

2. How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?'

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