mtrocket
Seasoned Member
It was a small Florida town the patrolman was making his evening ounds.
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ldies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why tey were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?
"Heavens no, we bought it."
"Then why don't you drive it away?"
“We can't drive."
“Then why did you buy it?"
"We were told that if we bought a used car here we'd get screwed. So we're just waiting.”
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ldies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why tey were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?
"Heavens no, we bought it."
"Then why don't you drive it away?"
“We can't drive."
“Then why did you buy it?"
"We were told that if we bought a used car here we'd get screwed. So we're just waiting.”