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mtrocket

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Joined
Oct 17, 2008
Messages
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Location
Billings, Montana
My XLR/V(s)
2007 Red Jewel XLR
AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"
THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCKY. WHEREVER I GO CHUCKY GOES."
I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."
THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN HIS OVERALLS. HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET AND ENTERED THE THEATER.
HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.
THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE
MOVIE.
MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.
WHAT?" SAID MARGE.
"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT."
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE.
HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT,"
WHISPERED MILDRED.
"WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT," SAID MARGE. "HELL AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL."
I THOUGHT SO TOO," SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S
EATIN' MY POPCORN"!!!!!!!!
 

Little Woman

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Joined
Oct 17, 2008
Messages
2,588
Location
Bourbonnais, IL
My XLR/V(s)
Cubby's, RIII Attendee, Midwest Marauder Alcohol Czar
That is a good one.:laugh::laugh::laugh:
 

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