mtrocket
Seasoned Member
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming,
'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!'
The waitress says, 'That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.'
But the blonde keeps on screaming,
'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!'
Finally, the manager comes over and says, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.'
The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!'
And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !)
'W I N A B A G E L'
So she peels it off and starts screaming,
'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!'
The waitress says, 'That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.'
But the blonde keeps on screaming,
'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!'
Finally, the manager comes over and says, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.'
The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!'
And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !)
'W I N A B A G E L'