mtrocket
Seasoned Member
A blonde & a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd.
The brunette takes their life savings of $600 and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull.
The cowboy leads the brunette to this bull and says, "It's the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it."
She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says, "Have found stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer."
The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $.75 per word."
The brunette thinks for a moment and says, "I'd like to send one word, please."
"And what would that one word be?" inquires the man.
"Comfortable", replies the brunette.
The man asks, "I'm sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?"
The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads REAL SLOW; when she get this, she will read 'COM-FOR-DA-BULL.'"
The brunette takes their life savings of $600 and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull.
The cowboy leads the brunette to this bull and says, "It's the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it."
She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says, "Have found stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer."
The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $.75 per word."
The brunette thinks for a moment and says, "I'd like to send one word, please."
"And what would that one word be?" inquires the man.
"Comfortable", replies the brunette.
The man asks, "I'm sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?"
The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads REAL SLOW; when she get this, she will read 'COM-FOR-DA-BULL.'"
