mtrocket
Seasoned Member
> Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
>Customer: A white one...
>Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the
screen.
>Customer: Your left or my left?
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>Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every
time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer
and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he
can't find it..
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>Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
>Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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>Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
>Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
>Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
>Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
>Customer: ! OK
>Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
>Customer: Yes
>Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.
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>Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
>Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
>Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
>Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
>Customer: Five dots.
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>Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
>Customer: Netscape.
>Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
>Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer..
>
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>Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver
on my computer, but every time I move the mouse it disappears.
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>Tech support: How may I help you?
>Customer: I'm writing my first email.
>Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
>Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get
the little circle around it?
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>
>A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
>Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
>Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.
>The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his
printer is working fine.
>
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>And last but not least!
>Tech support: 'Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at
the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen.
Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'
>
>Customer: I don't have a P.
>Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
>Customer: What do you mean?
>Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Bob.
>Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
>Customer: A white one...
>Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the
screen.
>Customer: Your left or my left?
> ****************************
>Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every
time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer
and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he
can't find it..
> ****************************
>Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
>Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
> ****************************
>
>Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
>Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
>Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
>Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
>Customer: ! OK
>Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
>Customer: Yes
>Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.
> ****************************
>Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
>Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
>Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
>Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
>Customer: Five dots.
>****************************
>
>Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
>Customer: Netscape.
>Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
>Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer..
>
>****************************
>
>Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver
on my computer, but every time I move the mouse it disappears.
>
>
>****************************
>
>
>Tech support: How may I help you?
>Customer: I'm writing my first email.
>Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
>Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get
the little circle around it?
>****************************
>
>A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
>Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
>Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.
>The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his
printer is working fine.
>
>****************************
>
>And last but not least!
>Tech support: 'Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at
the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen.
Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'
>
>Customer: I don't have a P.
>Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
>Customer: What do you mean?
>Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Bob.
>Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
