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[graytoad]

Not sure if there is a specific spot to post jokes etc. Perhaps we need a sticky spot.
Anyway, this one is for FRED!

(check picture first!)
Dog: Free to good home.
Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed Jethro anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, pedophiles, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese street name, Ho Lee Fuk!!!

 

[Phrede]

Not sure if there is a specific spot to post jokes etc. Perhaps we need a sticky spot.
Anyway, this one is for FRED!

(check picture first!)
Dog: Free to good home.
Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed Jethro anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, pedophiles, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese street name, Ho Lee Fuk!!!

LOL, I can relate on a number of levels. I have no problems with "undesirable" types. On the rare occurrence I forget to lock the door before I leave I don't sweat it too much.

Here is a picture of my Dogue de Bordeaux puppy.

The pack relaxing, but always watching.

 

[graytoad]

***** cats

Fred, your dogs all look like teddy bears to me but no doubt they would not appreciate strangers arriving when Dad is not home....plus there sure are a lot of teeth in that mouth.

hum... apparently I could not use the first term, must be an 'illegal' term.

 

[Phrede]

Fred, your dogs all look like ***** cats to me but no doubt they would not appreciate strangers arriving when Dad is not home....plus there sure are a lot of teeth in that mouth.

Oh, yes they are really sweet. I have no problems letting them out with strangers around knowing there will not be a problem, other than maybe some dirty drawers. BUT, those with bad intentions do not know that and are almost certainly intimidated as they ponder to cross over the fence or not. Additionally, they sense and feed off of my emotions when I'm there. There is no doubt if I were upset or injured their level and type of intensity would change. Not different then most any dogs, really.

 

[mtrocket]

Not sure if there is a specific spot to post jokes etc. Perhaps we need a sticky spot. /QUOTE]

Actually, yes there is a specific spot for jokes, etc. it's the "Comedy Club) thread. Love this joke though, no matter where you posted it...

 

[graytoad]

Not sure if there is a specific spot to post jokes etc. Perhaps we need a sticky spot. /QUOTE]

Actually, yes there is a specific spot for jokes, etc. it's the "Comedy Club) thread. Love this joke though, no matter where you posted it...

Ok, so there is NO Comedy Club link on the RED FORUMS button but if you click the BLUE FORUM button beside WHATS NEW there is a link.......go figure! Thanks Rod, new I should have asked you!

 

[Phrede]

Ok, so there is NO Comedy Club link on the RED FORUMS button but if you click the BLUE FORUM button beside WHATS NEW there is a link.......go figure! Thanks Rod, new I should have asked you!

Are you trying to turn this into a political thing? Red forums and blue forums??

 

[graytoad]

Are you trying to turn this into a political thing? Red forums and blue forums??

You know you are talking to a Canadian here: if you start talking RED and Blue you will be talking the Montreal Canadians and the Toronto Maple Leafs ..........eh!

 

[hawkeye372]

Follow what the sign says he said. It's the law he said.

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[firstone]

You know you are talking to a Canadian here: if you start talking RED and Blue you will be talking the Montreal Canadians and the Toronto Maple Leafs ..........eh!

Go Canadians eh!!

 

[Madmac]

Go Canadians eh!!

For our friends in the south that are not familiar with the rivalry between Da Canadians and the Leafs this should help. Yes Cubby they call them sweaters. Hope the link works

http://youtu.be/ZZyDsF-Gp3o

 

[nerkpowers]

Love it. Great story about a great rivalry.


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[cubby558]

So is this your childhood story, Madmac??

For our friends in the south that are not familiar with the rivalry between Da Canadians and the Leafs this should help. Yes Cubby they call them sweaters. Hope the link works

http://youtu.be/ZZyDsF-Gp3o

 

[Madmac]

So is this your childhood story, Madmac??

Close Cubby, it was a red sweater/ jersey but it was the best player ever to wear the number 9. A good old boy from Western Canada. ( now that should ignite some response) When the two #9's meet for the first time the rookie in red planted the vetran Montreal Canadian #9 on his butt. A goal, an assist and a fight the only way to play the game.

Let me guess your number 9 was the Golden Jet.

 

[MarkSki]

Not sure if there is a specific spot to post jokes etc. Perhaps we need a sticky spot.
Anyway, this one is for FRED!

(check picture first!)
Dog: Free to good home.
Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed Jethro anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, pedophiles, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese street name, Ho Lee Fuk!!!

Good one!

 

[cubby558]

How did you know. I also really liked his scrappy teammate #21!

So is this your childhood story, Madmac??

Close Cubby, it was a red sweater/ jersey but it was the best player ever to wear the number 9. A good old boy from Western Canada. ( now that should ignite some response) When the two #9's meet for the first time the rookie in red planted the vetran Montreal Canadian #9 on his butt. A goal, an assist and a fight the only way to play the game.

Let me guess your number 9 was the Golden Jet.

 

[Madmac]

How did you know. I also really liked his scrappy teammate #21!


Yes, he went from being one of the most penalized player in the league to winning two Lady Bings.

Are you a regular at his drive through.

http://youtu.be/hqlBBlgWRa4

 

[cubby558]

You need to watch that video again, and pay attention--That's me in the back seat!

How did you know. I also really liked his scrappy teammate #21!


Yes, he went from being one of the most penalized player in the league to winning two Lady Bings.

Are you a regular at his drive through.

http://youtu.be/hqlBBlgWRa4

 

[Madmac]

You need to watch that video again, and pay attention--That's me in the back seat!




Momma Mia Momma Mia ...... My apologizes that was you


http://youtu.be/EtP7mDt9L7g

 

[hawkeye372]

Not sure if there is a specific spot to post jokes etc. Perhaps we need a sticky spot.
Anyway, this one is for FRED!

(check picture first!)
Dog: Free to good home.
Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed Jethro anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, pedophiles, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese street name, Ho Lee Fuk!!!

Lmao



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