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Dr. Ole


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Oct 17, 2008
Billings, Montana
My XLR/V(s)
2007 Red Jewel XLR
A doctor in Duluth Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. "Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'"
"Yes, sir!" answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Ole, how was your day?"
Ole told him that he took care of Three patients. "The first one had a Headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo, mate, and the second one?", asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Ole.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the Doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: 'HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years!!'
"Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes!!"

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