mtrocket
Seasoned Member
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One
evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an
upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After along period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been
thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting,
shooting, handloading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns
and boat".
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
”I wasn't “
evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an
upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After along period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been
thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting,
shooting, handloading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns
and boat".
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
”I wasn't “
