mtrocket
Seasoned Member
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on...
So He called His angels and sent one to earth to check things out.
When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad
on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'
God called another angel and sent her to earth.
When the angel returned she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good...'
God was not pleased.
So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because He wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Well, I was actually just wondering, because I didn't get one either.
So He called His angels and sent one to earth to check things out.
When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad
on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'
God called another angel and sent her to earth.
When the angel returned she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good...'
God was not pleased.
So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because He wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Well, I was actually just wondering, because I didn't get one either.
