mtrocket
Seasoned Member
A Mormon was seated next to a Montana cowboy on a flight to Denver. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed on the tray before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the Mormon replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the Mormon replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
