I don't think I'm "pudding" of any type. However, I might be molded into letting you ride in my red XLR, because I know you are struggling trying to cope with your slow white one - abandoning it for months at a time in far away states like Indiana and desperate to take the rides of others. It's even gotten to the point that other forum members in your home state that have red XLR's are hiding them from you at their neighbors.
Because I'm so understanding, I'm not afraid & I'm not hiding my XLR from you (& because I'm fortunately several states away). Just remember we're here for you to give you some relief by letting you occasionally experience the thrill ride in a red one.