mtrocket
Seasoned Member
It's been around for a while... but it's a good one (and true, too):
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Tourist: ____________________________$5.00
Broiled Missionary: _________________$10.00
Fried Explorer: _____________________$15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: ______________________ $100.00
The cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politicians"?
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of s***, it takes all morning".
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Tourist: ____________________________$5.00
Broiled Missionary: _________________$10.00
Fried Explorer: _____________________$15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: ______________________ $100.00
The cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politicians"?
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of s***, it takes all morning".
