b_pappy
Seasoned Member
A 10-year-old girl was walking down the street when a big man
on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her and says,
"Hey little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside her again and says,
"Hey kid, I'll give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" said the little girl and proceeded down the street a little quicker.
The motorcyclist pulls up to the little girl again and says,
"Okay, I will give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if
you hop on the back of my bike for a ride."
At this point the little girl turns to him and screams angrily,
"Look, Dad, YOU bought the Honda instead of the Harley,
.......so, YOU ride it!"
Bruce
on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her and says,
"Hey little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside her again and says,
"Hey kid, I'll give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" said the little girl and proceeded down the street a little quicker.
The motorcyclist pulls up to the little girl again and says,
"Okay, I will give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if
you hop on the back of my bike for a ride."
At this point the little girl turns to him and screams angrily,
"Look, Dad, YOU bought the Honda instead of the Harley,
.......so, YOU ride it!"
Bruce
