The Sahara

[mtrocket]

A large, well-established, lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a hardworking, experienced lumberjack. The next morning, a short, skinny little man showed up at the camp to apply for the job. The head lumberjack took one look at him, laughed, and told him to leave. “Just give me a chance to prove myself,” the man pleaded. “Okay, fine,” said the lumberjack boss. “There’s a giant redwood tree out back. Take this axe and go chop it down.” The little man grabbed the axe and headed out the door. Ten minutes later, he reentered the office and declared, “All done!” The surprised boss looked out the window and sure enough, the tree was laying across an adjacent field. “Holy cow!” the boss exclaimed. “Where did you learn the skills to chop down trees like that?” “In the Sahara Forest,” the man replied. “You mean the Sahara Desert?” said the boss. “Oh, sure,” answered the man. “That’s what they call it now.”

 

[buki]

Well done Rocket Man.
They just opened a new grocery store a few miles from us that is astonishing.
When you walk thru the produce department you are bathed in the smell of dew covered blackberries on the vine.
In the dairy department your senses reel from the sweet scent of warm cream and hear calves bleating way off in the distance.
In the meat department you smell fresh cut hay and a 16 oz ribeye on a mesquite grill.
We don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

 

[johnpbaird]

In Response,.........

NOW THAT"S A GOODEN' !

 

[Crimson Pearl]

Two young men were on a road trip out west. They had been traveling all day and were getting hungry. Unfortunately, they were traveling through a rather desolate section with few amenities. As time went on, they were getting hungrier and hungrier. Finally they saw the lights of a roadside diner.

They went inside and sat at the counter. Almost the very second that they sat down, a waitress appeared and informed the two young men that they were closing and would not be able to serve them. They were very adamant about how hungry they were and finally convinced the waitress to take an order and serve them. One of the young men ordered a hamburger and the other a hot dog. The waitress explained that all the meats had been placed in the freezer and would have to be defrosted before it could be cooked.

The young men were sipping their sodas when they noticed that there was a rather large woman working in the kitchen. They saw her take a hamburger patty out of the freezer and place it under her arm. They weren't quite sure what was happening so they asked the waitress about it.

The waitress explained that the cook had placed the hamburger patty under her arm so the warmth would defrost it before cooking.

The other young man then told the waitress that if it was all right with her, he would like to cancel his order for a hotdog.

 

[graytoad]

Two young men were on a road trip out west. They had been traveling all day and were getting hungry. Unfortunately, they were traveling through a rather desolate section with few amenities. As time went on, they were getting hungrier and hungrier. Finally they saw the lights of a roadside diner.

They went inside and sat at the counter. Almost the very second that they sat down, a waitress appeared and informed the two young men that they were closing and would not be able to serve them. They were very adamant about how hungry they were and finally convinced the waitress to take an order and serve them. One of the young men ordered a hamburger and the other a hot dog. The waitress explained that all the meats had been placed in the freezer and would have to be defrosted before it could be cooked.

The young men were sipping their sodas when they noticed that there was a rather large woman working in the kitchen. They saw her take a hamburger patty out of the freezer and place it under her arm. They weren't quite sure what was happening so they asked the waitress about it.

The waitress explained that the cook had placed the hamburger patty under her arm so the warmth would defrost it before cooking.

The other young man then told the waitress that if it was all right with her, he would like to cancel his order for a hotdog.

All I can say is DIRTY!

 

[05 GRAND DADDY]

So where does she thaw the hotdogs ??????? Lol


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[hawkeye372]

Lol


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[XLRATING]

How on earth did we go from clearing the Sahara forest to thawing hot dogs in inappropriate places? .... Gotta love our forum!!!