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Wedding night...

mtrocket

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Location
Billings, Montana
My XLR/V(s)
2007 Red Jewel XLR
Paul and Mary get married, but couldn't afford a honeymoon - so they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.
In the morning Johnny, Paul's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Paul and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No."
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Paul and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."
Johnny comes home after school and asks again, "Are Paul and Mary up yet?"
His mom says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think."
He says, "Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
 

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