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My friend has an '04. His trunk will operate correctly when putting the top up or down. but not at any other time. The fob button will not operate it (has new battery), the "open trunk" button inside does not operate it. He has to lift it by hand, after getting the fob close the trunk. Then...

Hey guys and gals... someone backed into my 2007 XLR and broke the third brake light. Yea, the one on the truck lid. Does anyone know where I can get one?? The trunk got tweaked slightly, but it does still close... with a liitle help. I'm pretty sure I can tweak it (or adjust it) back into...

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When you're from the farm, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No...

A tour bus driver is driving with a busload of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of...

A husband went to police station to report his missing wife: Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home. Sergeant : What is her height ? Husband : Oh, 5 something . . . Sergeant : Build? Husband : Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant : Color of...

A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start eying each other, and both realize they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks delighted. Rear toilet? he suggests. Five minutes, she agrees and goes off. He waits five minutes...

Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 draft Bock beers Woman: How much do you pay per Draft Bock beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !) Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose...

If anyone is interested: 2004 2009 Cadillac XLR Rear Folding Top Convertible Compartment Panel 10365007 | eBay

Three little ducks go into a bar...... "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey "Oh. That's nice," said the...

Russ and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels, and discuss world problems. One day, Russ didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Russ hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got...

Anybody have any cashmere floor mats for a 2007 base?? I had a set of brand new ones, but, they burned up when the shop went up in flames...

This is an 8 minute video clip that will bring a smile to your face as you watch it. 100 yr. old harmonica player (she's a hoot) <tbody style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;"> This is the cutest thing. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. She is 102 years old and so feisty! If only we could be as...

One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: "Are you okay, what's your name?" "Its Phil and I’m Okay thanks," I replied. "Phil, forget your troubles. Come to my villa...

A couple weeks ago "service stabillitrak, engine reduced" came on my DIC. I took it in to my local Cadillac dealership and they told me that 3 of the 4 codes pointed to the throttle body. I told them, "Strange, that would be the third throttle body in 2 years." The XLR tech then continued to...

You must read this. Are these stories true? Who knows, but the point is valid - if it were not for brave people like this, we might not be enjoying the freedoms of this great Country ! As I came out of the supermarket that sunny day, pushing my cart of groceries towards my car, I saw an old...

The National Institute of Health has just released the results of a $200 million research study completed under a grant to Johns Hopkins . The new study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Well worth the time to watch this short film clip of one of our most beloved presidents. Subject: America Tributes - Great Video... You do not have to be a veteran to have goose bumps. Just watch this quick video and think back. The narrator would roll over in his grave if he knew what our...

My question would be "WHY?"... Best of Formula Offroad Extreme Hill Climb! - Safeshare.TV

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said...