Crimson Pearl
Seasoned Member
A fellow XLR owner was driving down the road the other day with his wife. He turned to her and said "We have been married for 40 years, dear." She smiled back at him. "40 years ago, we were renting a small apartment, driving a junky car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a small black & white TV. But I was sleeping with a hot 22 year-old chick!"
"Now we have a $500,000 home, a $75,000 car, sleep in a King size bed and watch a 60-inch big screen TV. But I'm sleeping with a 62 year-old grandmother! It seems to me that you aren't holding up your end of the deal!"
His wife is actually a very reasonable woman. So she says "Go out and find you a hot 22 year-old girl to sleep with!"
"Really?" he says.
"Sure, but then you will once again be living in small apartment, driving a junky car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a small black & white TV!"
"Now we have a $500,000 home, a $75,000 car, sleep in a King size bed and watch a 60-inch big screen TV. But I'm sleeping with a 62 year-old grandmother! It seems to me that you aren't holding up your end of the deal!"
His wife is actually a very reasonable woman. So she says "Go out and find you a hot 22 year-old girl to sleep with!"
"Really?" he says.
"Sure, but then you will once again be living in small apartment, driving a junky car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a small black & white TV!"
