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An Irishman's watch

mtrocket

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Billings, Montana
My XLR/V(s)
2007 Red Jewel XLR
An Irishman is sitting in a bar and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.

The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"


"No", he replies, "I have this state of the art watch - I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state of the art watch? What's so special about it?"


The Irishman explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well, it must be broken because I AM wearing panties!"

The Irishman smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's running about an hour fast. Can I buy you a drink?"
 

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