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BEST AUSSIE PICK UP LINE EVER

mtrocket

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Location
Billings, Montana
My XLR/V(s)
2007 Red Jewel XLR
An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman...
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so
special about it?"
The Aussie explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."
 

hawkeye372

Seasoned Member
Joined
Oct 8, 2012
Messages
2,385
Location
st augustine fl
My XLR/V(s)
2006 infrared xlr
An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman...
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so
special about it?"
The Aussie explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."


good one
 

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