Be very quiet

[mtrocket]

A father and son went hunting together for the first time.
The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."
A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."

The boy, bless his heart, answered:

"Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZS I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZS I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZS I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZS I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZS But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, http://www..smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZS
'Should we eat them here or take them with us?'
"Well, I guess I just panicked " http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZS