Little Woman
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- My XLR/V(s)
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A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I
want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running
boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went
to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just
ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of
running boards. What does he think this place is...an auto parts
store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a
pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up and running boards
are two slices of crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought! about it for a moment and
then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"
FOR ONCE, THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!
want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running
boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went
to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just
ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of
running boards. What does he think this place is...an auto parts
store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a
pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up and running boards
are two slices of crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought! about it for a moment and
then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"
FOR ONCE, THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!
