bloomsman
Seasoned Member
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the
door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an
old John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, Billy Bob performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off
first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then
hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, he lets his
overalls fall down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained tee
shirt underneath. With a final flourish he tears the tee shirt from his
body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck are you doing,
Billy Bob?"
"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the snot out of me!" exclaims Billy Bob. Then,
obviously embarrassed, he says, "Me and the old lady been having trouble
lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an
old John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, Billy Bob performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off
first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then
hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, he lets his
overalls fall down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained tee
shirt underneath. With a final flourish he tears the tee shirt from his
body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck are you doing,
Billy Bob?"
"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the snot out of me!" exclaims Billy Bob. Then,
obviously embarrassed, he says, "Me and the old lady been having trouble
lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
