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Damn women drivers

mtrocket

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Location
Billings, Montana
My XLR/V(s)
2007 Red Jewel XLR
Received this email this morning at work. I know you are on the road a lot. Hope this has not happened to you.
I know everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which sex you are.

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 75 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much, I dropped My electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cellphone away from my ear, which fell, into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers
 

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