Elderly couple bedroom conversation

[mtrocket]

Husband:Oh, come on.
Wife:Leave me alone!
Husband:It won't take long.
Wife:I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband:I can't sleep without it.
Wife:Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband:Because I'm Hot.
Wife:You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband:If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife:If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband:You don't love me anymore.
Wife:Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband:Please...come on
Wife:Alright, I'll do it.
Husband:What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife:I can't find it.
Husband:Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife:There! Are you satisfied?
Husband:Oh, yes.
Wife:Is it up far enough?
Husband:Oh, that's good.
Wife:Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself!​