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Father & Daughter out for a drive

Little Woman

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A man and a woman were driving down the road,
arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's p**is off.
Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden
the p**is smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?" Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, "It....it was only a
bug, Honey."
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face,
and after a moment said.. "Sure had a big d**k, didn't it?"
 

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