mtrocket
Seasoned Member
The wife's back on the warpath again. Lastnight she said she wanted to make a sex movie, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.
My sister-in-law sat on my glasses andbroke them. It was my my own
I spent a couple of hours defrosting thefridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
After both suffering from depression fora while, the wife and I were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I startedto feel a lot better. SoI thought, screw
it, I'll soldier on!
I woke up this morning at 8 and just feltthat something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald's serves breakfastuntil 11:30.
The other night, my wife asked me how manywomen I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
My wife packed my bags and said "GET OUT!!!". As I walked outthe front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"
I've just installed strobe lights in thebedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
My sister-in-law sat on my glasses andbroke them. It was my my own
I spent a couple of hours defrosting thefridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
After both suffering from depression fora while, the wife and I were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I startedto feel a lot better. SoI thought, screw
it, I'll soldier on!
I woke up this morning at 8 and just feltthat something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald's serves breakfastuntil 11:30.
The other night, my wife asked me how manywomen I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
My wife packed my bags and said "GET OUT!!!". As I walked outthe front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"
I've just installed strobe lights in thebedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
Looks as though you're feeling better!!! GREAT!!!!
