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Forgiveness

Little Woman

Seasoned Member
Joined
Oct 17, 2008
Messages
2,588
Location
Bourbonnais, IL
My XLR/V(s)
Cubby's, RIII Attendee, Midwest Marauder Alcohol Czar
'How many of you are willing to forgive your enemies', asked the
Priest
80% held up their hands. The priest then repeated his
question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly
Lady.
'Mrs Jones?' 'Are you not willing to forgive your
enemies?'
'I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
'Mrs Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?'
'Ninety eight' she replied.
'Oh, Mrs Jones, would you please come down to the
front and tellus all how a person can live ninety eight years and
not have an enemy in the World?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the
aisle, faced the congregation and said:
'I outlived the b**ches.
Have a Good Day.
 

mtrocket

Seasoned Member
Joined
Oct 17, 2008
Messages
3,648
Location
Billings, Montana
My XLR/V(s)
2007 Red Jewel XLR
FUNNY, FUNNY, FUNNY... I think this could have been either of my Grandmothers... one lived to be 96, the other 97...
 

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