I miss Rod posting here!

[XLRATING]

I don't have a joke. It's just this part has been so quiet since Rod's fire.

Rod, I'm sure you don't feel too comedic right now, but I think a lot of people will be waiting for you when you do!

 

[mtrocket]

Thanks for the comment... Hopefully I'll get something in my inbox worth posting.

 

[graytoad]

Good point XLRATING, we all miss Rods quirky sense of humor. I was giggling at the below joke a few hours ago so I will do some fill in work for our resident humorist. Take care Rod and when you do get back into the swing of things we will all be happy to have you back full speed ahead!
Therewere five houses of religion in a small town:
The Presbyterian Church,
The Baptist Church ,
The Methodist Church ,
The Catholic Church and
The Jewish Synagogue.

Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day, the PresbyterianChurch called a meeting to decide
whatto do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration
theydetermined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and
theyshouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

In The BAPTIST CHURCH the squirrels had taken uphabitation
inthe baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on
thebaptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped
somehowand there were
twiceas many there the next week

The Methodist Church got together and decidedthat they were not
ina position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the
Squirrelsand set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later,
thesquirrels were back.


But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best andmost effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them asmembers of the church.
Now they only see them on Christmas , Ash Wednesday,
PalmSunday and Easter.


Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue,
butthey took one squirrel and had a short service with him
calledcircumcision and they
haven'tseen a squirrel on the property since.

 

[BusaMan]

Fillin' In 4 Rod...

-Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'