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mtrocket

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Billings, Montana
My XLR/V(s)
2007 Red Jewel XLR
ARE WE THE ONES WHO ARE AGING??


Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu
that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.

I asked for a half dozen nuggets.

'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.

'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.

'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'

'That's right.'

So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

(Unbelievable but sadly true...)
(Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener, and
she said they didn't have any, only Splenda and sugar.)

TWO

I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few
items and the lady behind me

PUT HER THINGS ON THE BELT CLOSE TO MINE. I PICKED UP ONE
OF THOSE 'DIVIDERS' THAT THEY

KEEP BY THE CASH REGISTER AND PLACED IT BETWEEN OUR
THINGS SO THEY WOULDN'T GET MIXED.

After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up
the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.

Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'

I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'

She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.

She had no clue to what had just happened.

( But the lady behind me had a big smerk on her face as I
left)

THREE

A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her
floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she
was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a
credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'

_(KEEP SHUDDERING!!)_

FOUR

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her
car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew
I should have replaced the battery to this remote door
unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they
(pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a
battery to fit this?'

'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.

'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it
and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied,
'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'

PLEASE just sit still before you hurt yourself !!!

FIVE

Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece
of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.

Brunette, by the way!!

SIX

A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency right now!'
 

hawkeye372

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Oct 8, 2012
Messages
2,385
Location
st augustine fl
My XLR/V(s)
2006 infrared xlr
Yes as to McDonald's and the store , I guess the recent and their "offspring" will be hurting. I just shake my head sometimes. Scary to see what will happen in the future. :Shake:shake:


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First Robin

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Oct 16, 2008
Messages
1,393
Location
Colorado Springs, CO
My XLR/V(s)
2006 Platinum/Ebony,2011DTS,Platinum Edition White Diamond.
I think they are already trying to shape our future, just look at the last election results.
 

First Robin

Seasoned Member
Joined
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Messages
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Location
Colorado Springs, CO
My XLR/V(s)
2006 Platinum/Ebony,2011DTS,Platinum Edition White Diamond.
Like Rabbits, except Rabbits haven't started voting so far as I know now.
 

cubby558

Seasoned Member
Joined
Oct 17, 2008
Messages
2,752
Location
IL
My XLR/V(s)
'16 Z06, "06 XLR-V Infra Red-Sold, RII, RIII & RIV survivor, Mdwst Maurader
They might be in Illinois!! I know dead people are voting in Chicago!!

Like Rabbits, except Rabbits haven't started voting so far as I know now.
 

05 GRAND DADDY

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Jun 17, 2011
Messages
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Location
South Central PA (Littlestown)
My XLR/V(s)
2005 Light Platinium Silver XLR
Hey Cubby do you guys got ZOMBIES penned up out there?


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