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Pretzel hold


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Oct 17, 2008
Billings, Montana
My XLR/V(s)
2007 Red Jewel XLR
The Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and said,
"Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has.

Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he
does, you're finished. Ole nodded in acknowledgment.

As the match started, Ole and the Russian circled each
other several times, looking for an opening. All of a
sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing Ole and
wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of
disappointment arose from the crowd and the coach buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't
watch the inevitable happen.

Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd
and the coach raised his eyes just in time to watch the
Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a
thud and Ole collapsed on top of him making the pin and winning the match.

The crowd went crazy. The coach was astounded.

When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked, "How
did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it

Ole answered, "Vell, I vas ready to give up ven he got me in dat hold, but at da last moment, I opened my eyes and
saw dis pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had
nuttin' to lose, so wid my last ounce of strenth I stretched out my neck and bit dose babies just as hard as I could."

So the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off!"

"Vell, not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get ven you bite your own nuts!"

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