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Lola's Mom

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My XLR/V(s)
2004 Black Raven
Thanks to JetBoy who sent this to me this morning .... Ray and I are still laughing ...we loved the Mad Cow ... Thank's Kent.

How Fights Start.......


One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot
As a Christmas gift..
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the
Gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....



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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
And that's when the fight started....


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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'
So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'
And that's when the fight started...


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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer
Would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And that's when the fight started.....


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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first...
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's when the fight started.....


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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping
The channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...


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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
Anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to
200 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started..


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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
Reunion , and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, 'Do you know him?'


'Yes,' she sighed, ' He's my old boyfriend...
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' I said, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'


And then the fight started...

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I rear-ended a car this morning.. So, there we were
Alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem
Funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... He was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started.....


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SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST…..


THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER


When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife
Kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of
First, the truck, the car, playing golf,
Always something more important to me.


Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When
I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
Busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the
House. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass,
You might as well sweep the driveway.'


The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.



Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain




NOTE: I remember disagreeing with my wife once. The result? I didn't see her for 10 days.
Then on the 11th day I started seeing her again a little bit from my right eye and a few days later from my left one.
 

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