salesman at the door...

[mtrocket]

A saleman rang the doorbell to a house.
A 10 year old answered the door with a cigar in his mouth and a scotch in his hand.
The salesman asked, "Is your Mom or Dad home"?
The kid answered, "What the $%^&%$$ do you think"?

 

[Crimson Pearl]

A traveling vacuum cleaner salesman knocks at the front door. A woman opens the door, and before she can even say hello, the salesman throws a bag of dirt onto the floor.

He then says "Madam, this is the Little Jiffy vacuum cleaner, and if it doesn't pick up every spec of dirt off your floor.....I'll eat it!"

The woman turns and starts to walk into the interior of the house.

"Where are you going" the salesman asks.

To the kitchen, she says.

What for?

To get you a spoon, they cut off the electricity last week!